It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.
It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.
Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.
If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.
Using the last 1% of your battery to finish your sext. TSM.
Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.
Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.
I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.
Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.