Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.
Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.
Having a signature drunk outfit. TSM.
Drinking wine because it’s classier than beer, and because, hello, it has a higher concentration of alcohol. TSM.
More excited about the theme than the party. TSM.
Excitedly waiting for your first big/little basket. TSM.
Not letting the weather get in the way of your outfit. TSM.
Philanthropy events are like the gym. You don’t want to go, but once you’re there, you feel pretty good about yourself. TSM.
The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.
Counting mimosas as your daily dose of fruit. TSM.
Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.