Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.

Getting really worried when you’re notified “______ has tagged you in 15 photos.” TSM.

My big is my wingwomam, living diary, and best friend all in one perfect human being. TSM.

Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.

I just want world peace and a bigger booty. TSM.