I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.