Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

“My ex-girlfriend hated you.” TSTC.

Coming up with the caption before you even take the picture. TSM.

Hobbies include drinking wine and judging people. TSM.

The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.

Learning someone’s name three nights in a row. TSM.

Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.

If he’s not old enough to be your dad, he’s not too old for you. TSTC.