Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.

Spring break bucket list: survive. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.