I love recruitment. I hate recruitment. I love recruitment. TSM.

Saw the cast of Jersey Shore on my trip to Italy, and ignored them completely. TSM.

Jewelry stores should require proof of Greek affiliation in order to buy pearls. TSM.

The secret satisfaction you get from seeing a girl you hated in high school when you’re home for the summer and she’s gained the freshman 15. TSM.

Getting just as excited about wedding season as I do about football season. TSM.

My fratdaddy is also my high school sweetheart, college sweetheart, med school sweetheart, and fiancé. TSM.

Cher Horowitz. TSM.

Wincing every time I see a girl who can’t walk in heels. TSM.

A job would just interfere with my social life. TSM.

Baking an apple pie to celebrate with my fratdaddy. TSM.