Beginning the 4th of July celebration two months early. TSM.

The sidewalk is my catwalk. TSM.

High standards. Higher credit card statement. TSM.

If I call you “honey,” that means I don’t like you. TSM.

High standards, higher hair. TSM.

He wears the chinos, but I wear the pants. TSM.

When life gives you lemons, put them in your sweet tea and thank God you’re a Southern belle. TSM.

Save the drama for your house mama. TSM.

Dear Prince William: It should have been me. I would totes make better sandwiches than Kate. TSM.

You should never look down upon a sister except to pick her up…or to hold her hair back. TSM.