The hostess with the mostess. TSM.

I’d rather be crafting. TSM.

I’m not over-packing. It’s called having options. TSM.

“You should model.” TSM.

Every time I see an unfortunate looking girl, I can’t help but think of all the ways I would make her over. TSM.

My favorite game when I was little was playing “house.” TSM.

Classy cleavage. TSM.

The only time I look at price tags is to check the size. TSM.

Retail therapy, for no reason other than the fact that it’s raining. TSM.

I learn more watching TLC than I do sitting in class. TSM.