EQK 10 years ago on New Deranged Sorority Girl Puts "C*nt Punt" Girl To Shame; Advises Sisters To "Swallow That Load" Or "Learn To Eat P*ssy" With Ellen She gets bigger diamonds. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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EQK 11 years ago on Kate Middleton In Labor Ask yourself this, “do I want to fuck Kate Middleton?” Then ask yourself “Did she just become a mother?” If you answered yes to both of these question then Kate Middleton is, in fact, a MILF. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on What Your Semen Disposal Method of Choice Says About You Pearl necklaces. TSM. 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on Kate Middleton In Labor Daddy’s little princess 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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EQK 11 years ago on Kate Middleton In Labor ^This is fucking hilarious. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on Kate Middleton In Labor Knocking up a princess. TFM -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on The Fundamentals of Sexting Dicks are ugly to you because you’re a lesbian. -4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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EQK 11 years ago on Jessica Simpson Gives Birth, And Her Child Has a Terrible Name Pearls, lets make a baby. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on An Ode To The Token Slutty Friend Sluts are responsible for the death of 6 million Jews. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
EQK 11 years ago on Holly Madison is Engaged Pearls, lets pop some Molly and both go down on Hot Piece. -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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EQK 11 years ago on Kate Upton is Vogue's June Cover Girl Pearls, you sound like you need a confidence lay. Tell Hot piece it’s about to get real. -7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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She gets bigger diamonds.
This just in, guys will be happy banging hot women.
Ask yourself this, “do I want to fuck Kate Middleton?” Then ask yourself “Did she just become a mother?” If you answered yes to both of these question then Kate Middleton is, in fact, a MILF.
Pearl necklaces. TSM.
Daddy’s little princess
He’s too young for you, Pearls.
^This is fucking hilarious.
Knocking up a princess. TFM
Dicks are ugly to you because you’re a lesbian.
The idea if you snorting coke gets me hard.
Pearls, lets make a baby.
Sluts are responsible for the death of 6 million Jews.
Pearls, lets pop some Molly and both go down on Hot Piece.
Parts of this were easy to masterbate too.
I don’t understand why girls get upset over lost diamonds that they didn’t pay for. All they had to do was jerk off an old man.
Listen up SFPL, your job will be easy as fuck if you write whole columns of just Kate Upton gifs.
Actually, it’s a news story. Someone had to say it.
Pearls, you sound like you need a confidence lay. Tell Hot piece it’s about to get real.
I hate when people say rape is about power and isn’t about sex because its a little about sex.
How to avoid AIDs. Step one: Segregation.