“I’m too sober for this” is pretty much my life motto. TSM.

Looking at TSM during chapter. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.

I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.

Holding back each other’s hair counts as Big/Little bonding, right? TSM.

When your roommate has to ask if the water bottle in your room is vodka or water. TSM.

Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.

When your hookup connects with you on LinkedIn. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.