Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.