Turning your read receipts on when he says he misses you. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

“What has your big gone and done now?” TSM.

“Wait… explain to me again how she’s relevant?” TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date…at his formal. TSM.

He’s cute but his shoe game sucks. TSM.

Apologizing in advance for the drunken Snapchats you know you will soon be sending. TSM.

When your big has an executive position, you basically do too. TSM.