I only drink to forget my drunken mistakes. TSM.

She’s not a nice person. Like she’s the type of person who would send her own little to standards. TSM.

Running to the other side of the group picture just to be on your good side. TSM.

I already don’t want to remember this night, so I need to make sure I black out. TSM.

Being the only sorority on campus to throw an annual party that people actually get excited about. TSM.

The Greek Advisor looking directly at your chapter when he discusses how important it is to go to sober events. TSM.

Rolling into standards meetings squad deep. TSM.

My style board on Pinterest legitimately turns me on. TSM.

Having the highest GPA on campus even though your house is known as the drunk girls. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.