I don’t always study, but when I do, I have five different colored pens and a glass of Moscato. TSM.

Chasing shots with wine. TSM.

“I mean, I told my big. But that doesn’t count.” TSM.

Does “Capable of finishing a bottle of Moscato in one sitting” count as a skill for my résumé? TSM.

Being standards worst nightmare even over the summer. TSM.