Having a nickname for every hookup. TSM.
Having a nickname for every hookup. TSM.
A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.
It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.
With a great fake comes great responsibility. TSM.
I don’t believe in pre-nups, just like I don’t believe in returning shack shirts. TSM.
The best place to make Panhellenic friends is in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.
“Ugh, your big gave you the BEST presents!” TSM.
“We should hang out sober one of these days.” TSM.
Being banned from a fraternity being both a point of embarrassment and pride. TSTC.