Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.
Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.
Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.
Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a senior. TSM.
Skipping class because you ran out of K-cups. TSM.
Having a “Who wore it best?” competition in your head every time you see a girl wearing a shack shirt you have. TSM.
Forgetting you aren’t actually 21. TSM.
Never having to pay the cover. TSM.
Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.
Speaking at a fraternity chapter meeting and trying not to think about how many of them you’ve made out with. TSM.