Wearing his shack shirt in front of his new girlfriend. TSM.

Withdrawing from a class as soon as you find out it conflicts with your social calendar. TSM.

Starting off the new year with the same bad decisions. TSM.

Hookups with boys from your hometown over break don’t count. TSM.

Blurring the definition of “commitment” so that there is room for fun mistakes. TSM.

Your little having to take care of you, because you’re belligerently more drunk than she is at every function. TSM.

Blacking out after saying, “I think I’m just going to stay in tonight.” TSM.

Red hair, blue eyes, white pearls. TSM.

Instantly becoming “single” when a guy at the bar offers to buy you a drink. TSM.

The little girl you babysit knowing all your sorority chants and hand signs. TSM.