Laughing it off when someone calls you a bitch, but planning revenge if someone calls you a geed. TSM.

The go-to birthday present for a sister being her favorite bottle of alcohol. TSM.

Stalking incoming freshman like it’s your job, because as recruitment chair, it kind of is. TSM.

Buying a dress, making a cooler, and waiting to be surprised by which fraternity formal you’ll be asked to first. TSM.

“I wonder what I would have to do to get that shirt.” TSM.

Never speaking to a guy again after he tells you he isn’t going to his formal this year. TSM.

Following in Elle Woods’ footsteps by becoming president of your sorority and attending Harvard Law. TSM.

If I convince myself it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen. TSM.

Spending more time in class judging your geed TA than listening to her. TSM.

Arriving to the party fashionably late and leaving fashionably early…in the morning. TSM.