“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” -Every new member upon meeting me. TSM.

“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

Woke up with a concussion and a tiara. TSTC.

So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

Becoming a “Big” on TSM just before becoming in real life. TSM.