Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Always talking shit, never getting hit. TSM.

Wanting to lose weight for your school body, not your summer body. TSM.

Calling dibs on a PNM. TSM.

Fearing you’ll never find a little you love as much as your big. TSM.

When claiming girls as your littles is as competitive as Black Friday shopping. TSM.

A little messed up, but we’re all alright. TSM.