Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

Is it too much to ask that my sisters hate my ex-boyfriend as much as I do? TSM.

Disney Princesses on my checks. TSM.

I am not drunk enough for this shit. TSM.

Laughing when GDIs take a “sorority pose” picture to make fun. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. TSM.

Never mind I’ll find someone like you. Oh, scratch that. Better than you. TSM.

Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins. TSM.