One things for sure, I’d rather be fucking Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner as I’m surrounded by my Grammy’s sitting in one of my various multimillion dollar homes then righting shitty, jealousy-laced columns for TSM in a cubicle. She can be super annoying, but she’s only dated like 4-5 guys over the last 4-5 years. Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal. And she’s dating a fucking Kennedy now. Considering she was like 19 when she dated Jonas and Lautner, that’s really not that many for an almost 23 year old.
The TSM writers need to get some new material if they’re gonna write about her. She’s dating into one of the most prominent political families in history and is a millionaire. If all I have to do is bash a few exes to live my dreams and be labeled America’s sweetheart then I’d love to know where I can sign up!
One things for sure, I’d rather be fucking Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner as I’m surrounded by my Grammy’s sitting in one of my various multimillion dollar homes then righting shitty, jealousy-laced columns for TSM in a cubicle. She can be super annoying, but she’s only dated like 4-5 guys over the last 4-5 years. Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal. And she’s dating a fucking Kennedy now. Considering she was like 19 when she dated Jonas and Lautner, that’s really not that many for an almost 23 year old.
The TSM writers need to get some new material if they’re gonna write about her. She’s dating into one of the most prominent political families in history and is a millionaire. If all I have to do is bash a few exes to live my dreams and be labeled America’s sweetheart then I’d love to know where I can sign up!