Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.
Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.
Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.
Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.
“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.
1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.
Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.
T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.
Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.
“Do I look good enough to intimidate his new girlfriend?” -Thoughts while choosing a profile picture. TSM.