Using “I’m a legacy” as your excuse for everything, even if it’s not applicable to the situation. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number way before you memorize any of your notes, because you online shop far more often than you study. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.

Braving the elements to get wine. TSM.

Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.