“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

“I’m using him for his formal.” TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.

No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.

“But then I found out he was a democrat, so I ended it.” TSM.