Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.

Feeling half appalled and half delighted when you find out your fraternity nickname is “Big Tits.” TSM.

Hiding a bottle in your date’s suit jacket, while pretending to have your arm around him. TSM.

Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

A guy going from bangable to dateable in the swipe of a black card. TSM.

Only using your textbooks to prevent your sewn letters from wrinkling. TSM.

Not knowing which fraternity house you’re in until you see your big’s initials carved into the bed post. TSM.