Jeeps aren’t just for Barbie. TSM.

Keeping an ex on Facebook, so he can see how much fun you’re having without him. TSM.

The blonder, the better. TSM.

When your boyfriend mentions you should stop monogramming everything, because the letters are going to change soon. TSM.

Feeling accomplished when you make his profile picture. TSM.

Being called “the glitter queen.” TSM.