Telling people your pledge class instead of your graduating class when they ask what year you are. TSM.

Double fisting booze at night, then double fisting Starbucks and water in the morning. TSM.

Crisis: I can’t decide which picture to post to Instagram. TSM.

Having reached both Sephora VIB Rouge and Starbucks Gold Membership. TSM.

A few unexplained bruises after a night out is a sign of a good time. TSM.

I’m basically Blair Waldorf if you replace the bottles of Dom for $5 bottles of André. TSM.

Passive aggressively “liking” when he posts a pic with another girl. TSM.