Fraternities changing their formal date because of your initiation. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair on Snapchat. TSTC.

Sending a selfie to the group text before you post it to make sure it’s good enough for the public. TSM.

Remembering what kind of truck he drove that night but not his name. TSM.

“Somebody call an Uber.” TSM.

“I don’t care if it’s 70 degrees. It’s fall. I’m wearing my boots.” TSM.

I already don’t want to remember this night, so I need to make sure I black out. TSM.

I didn’t do it for the t-shirt, but it’s a nice bonus. TSM.

Selfie and chill. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra of all his fraternity shirts so you won’t steal them. TSM.