Crowning yourself “The Queen of Crafting.” TSM.

Not owning a single pair of jeans, but a selection of jeggings. TSM.

Cyberstalking every senior in the fraternity you’re paired with for homecoming. TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with glitter. TSM.

“I’m sorry, but we can’t hook up right now. I have to be somewhere in an hour, and it will mess up my hair.” TSM.

Refusing to let the new PC in your room, because they’re potential littles, and you’ve been crafting. TSM.

Turning your read receipts on when he says he misses you. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.