Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Having perfect Snapchat handwriting. TSM.

Hooking up, because your feet hurt, and it’s a further walk to your house than it is to his. TSTC.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.

Basically being a famous alumna to PNMs. TSM.

Tagging your boyfriend in gift ideas on Instagram. TSM.