Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.