Choosing your kid’s names based on the monogram. TSM.

I don’t have a Tinder to hook up, I have a Tinder because I like attention and knowing guys think I’m hot. TSM.

Drunk eating a salad. TSM.

Anyone wearing a bucket hat doesn’t deserve to see me naked. TSM.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Double fisting so none of your hands are free to send embarrassing texts. TSM.

Using the sorority Instagram account to like your own photos. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. There’s a big difference. TSM.

Wanting him to post stuff so you can purposely ignore it. TSM.