Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.
Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.
Sleeping out so you don’t drunk eat. TSTC.
The grocery store is the real high school reunion. TSM.
Making guys at the bar guess which sorority you’re in, then getting offended if they guess wrong. TSM.
If he’s not old enough to be your dad, he’s not too old for you. TSTC.
Waking up and being mildly impressed by how coherent your blackout texts seem. TSM.
Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.
I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.
He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.