is a sophomore transfer to the University of Georgia, majoring in marketing, minoring in vodka. Which her Dad is insanely proud of (the major, only kinda proud of the minor). She likes to think she'll already be the perfect wife despite the fact that she hates cleaning and is a mediocre cook. She treats her little like her own child as practice. Realizes she needs to learn to love Moscato and leave her relationship with Vodka [insert fruit juice here]'s to find a man. One day she'll (hopefully) trick a rich guy into marrying her so she'll only have to use her MRS and MOM degrees. She idolizes her gay father but despises his Asian parenting tendencies (a B to him is an F) and has a love/hate relationship with her super southern Mama.
You just made my day. No. LIFE.