Never having to do a walk of shame, because you always convince him to come over to your place. TSM.

I’ve got him in the palm of my hand. Well, his wallet at least. TSM.

Can’t be awake and alert for classes at 11:00am, but can be awake and alert for recruitment at 6:00am. TSM.

Dear Sisters, If you complain about the fact that your feet hurt because of recruitment one more time, I will punch you. Sincerely, Your Recruitment Director. TSM.

Finding hidden wine bottles in my room when moving out. TSM.

Calling any house smaller than 4000 sq. ft. “cute.” TSM.

Wishing I had a shack shirt from the TFM intern. TSM.

I’m bringing classy back. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a bid isn’t one. TSM.

Not having to pretend to know what’s happening at the Masters because I actually do know. TSM.