Having a few dresses that are shorter than your t-shirts. TSTC.

Your actual little sister running home to you on Bid Day. TSM.

Offering him something to sleep in, then silently praying that they’re his shorts and not the other guy’s. TSTC.

Judging someone by her big. TSM.

It’s not personal. It’s recruitment. TSM.

We’re just wine drunk. It’s not really drunk. TSM.

“What’s his major? And can I be a housewife if I keep him around?” TSM.