Dry rush is a lot like the prohibition. TSM.

50 shades of glitter. TSM.

Your best friend from home coincidentally having the same rival sorority you do. TSM.

Learning about geography by talking to PNMs about where they’re from. TSM.

Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Having themed house parties over summer vacation, so you feel like you’re still at school. TSM.

Having a big fat Greek wedding. TSM.

Declaring a minor so you won’t graduate early. TSM.

Going to church hungover so you can ask Jesus to forgive you for going to church hungover. TSM.

Crafting takes no summer vacation. TSM.