Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.

Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.

Taking disposable cameras on spring break, because none of your photos should be on the internet. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

Being personally victimized by the standards chair. TSM.

Does being sober sister count as volunteer hours? TSM.

Starting the night with glitter on your face. Ending it with glitter on his. TSM.

Coming home in the morning to find your little passed out on your bed. TSM.

Exclaiming to everyone that you’re “expecting” while awaiting big little reveal. TSM.