Finals are really cutting into my drinking schedule. TSM.

The last-minute attempt to iron your shirt out with a hair straightener. TSM.

Mixing alcohol with more alcohol. TSM.

Wearing philanthropy shirts to events you were to drunk to make it to. TSTC.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.

“Well she was a waste of a bid.” TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.

The older girls in your house teaching you valuable life lessons, like how to shrink a shack shirt so it fits. TSM.

It was little at first sight. TSM.