The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.
The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.
Making your boy dog wear a bow tie. TSM.
The “Cooler Queen.” TSM.
Love is patient. Love is blind. If you can’t find love, there’s always wine. TSM.
Being able to do anything a guy can but in high heels. TSM.
“No, that doesn’t make sense. I can’t be dehydrated. I haven’t stopped drinking wine since Sunday.” TSM.
Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.
He wears the pants, but I control the zipper. TSM.
I can’t even remember the last time I was able to “even.” TSM.
Using standards as an excuse to have unflattering pictures removed from Facebook. TSM.