When claiming girls as your littles is as competitive as Black Friday shopping. TSM.
When claiming girls as your littles is as competitive as Black Friday shopping. TSM.
A little messed up, but we’re all alright. TSM.
Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.
The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.
“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” TSM.
Vocally apologizing to your liver before entering a party. TSM.
This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.
Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.