Growing up with feelings of superiority over her non-legacy classmates on the playground, Greek Royalty used her last name to evade trouble in grade school. Now in her 5th year of college, she uses her biting sarcasm, quick wit, and unparalleled charm to get what she wants out of life. When she's not scaring off boys by ordering bourbon on the rocks at the bar, you can find her flirting with inappropriate people in inappropriate places.
Never being offered a job to wait tables because people know I’d never stoop that low. TSM.
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