Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.
Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.
You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.
Crafting while you pregame because it’s Big/Little Week. TSM.
“It’s in the budget.” TSM.
Finding glitter on his penis after Bid Day. TSM.
Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.
“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.
Using standards as an excuse to have unflattering pictures removed from Facebook. TSM.
Working out your arms just so they’ll look good while you’re clapping during recruitment. TSM.