Not knowing which is more fun: the night out or the morning recap. TSM.

When the biggest risk in the chapter is the Risk Manager’s little. TSM.

“If he’s an asshole we’ll laugh, get drunk and hate him.” TSM.

Always thinking “been there, done that,” when a new member shares a story. TSM.

Taking your cooler more seriously than your schoolwork. TSM.

Spraying homework with Febreeze to cover up the smell of spilt wine. TSM.

Deleting drunk texts so sober you doesn’t have to relive the shame. TSM.

Knowing you’ll be his formal date before he does. TSM.

College is just a pregame for adulthood. TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.