Abbreviating everything except the word “fraternity.” TSM.

The “It’s not like I’m NOT going to need rhinestones” justification. TSM.

Attempting to text your biological older sister and accidentally texting your big. TSM.

The flood of “How have you been?” texts you get from guys when you change your relationship status to “single.” TSM.

“Kay, so you know who I DON’T like…” TSM.

We’re better at having fun than you are. TSM.

Walking by my mom’s composite each morning to remind me to stay classy. TSM.

“I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever.” TSM.

Amy Adams actually being a Disney Princess. TSM.

I liked Reese Witherspoon better at the beginning of Sweet Home Alabama. TSM.