Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.
Am I allowed to let you go home with him? TSM.
“I can’t. I’m broke.”
“We’re still going to Vegas right?”
“Of course.” TSM.
Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.
“Has he hooked up with anyone who’s relevant? Or is he fair game?” TSM.
“You’re different from all the other girls.” TSM.
Calories don’t count after 1am or 5 shots, whichever comes first. TSM.