Give me wine or give me *death.
*vodka. TSM.
Give me wine or give me *death.
*vodka. TSM.
Your most recent searches on Instagram being all of the Kardashians. TSM.
You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.
Always being there when a sister “can’t find anyone to take this shot with.” TSM.
“This is the best bra for doing body shots.” TSM.
Being the “Senior Bitch” and feeling damn proud of it. TSM.
Never showing up empty-handed, whether that’s Starbucks at 2, or wine at 9. TSM.
Having a backup date in every fraternity. TSM.
Being in his rush video. TSM.