I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.
I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.
Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.
1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.
Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.
Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.
1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.
“He looks better in person.” TSM.